“Are we merely good boys or can we transcend the limits of doghood?” Prof. Barks-alot, a renowned philosopher Dog owners, brace yourselves because a groundbreaking new book, “Ruff Reflections: Challenging…
Boxer Bulldozes Through Local Agility Course, Declares Victory Over Inanimate Obstacles
“I came, I saw, I conquered… the agility course.” Bark Wahlberg Despite facing a course designed for nimble and agile canines, Bark Wahlberg managed to conquer the course through sheer…
Ready to Learn BōnR? World’s First Dog-Friendly Programming Language
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Study Reveals French Bulldogs Can Speak French When Fed Croissants
“Oui, oui! Give me a croissant and I shall parlez-vous français!” In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community barking with excitement, researchers have discovered that French Bulldogs…
Dogs Secretly Training for Annual ‘Turkey Snatch’ Competition
“It’s the one day they get to be the true top dogs at the Thanksgiving table!” Canine coach – Rover McStuffington As Thanksgiving approaches, a covert canine conspiracy is unfolding…
Dog University Offers Barktecture Degree, Challenging Harvard’s Architecture Program
The Barktecture degree program is designed to teach dogs how to design and build doghouses, as well as other structures that are specifically tailored to their needs. The program also…
Dog Fashion Week Turns Ugly as Rival Packs Clash Over Catwalk Territory
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and we’re seeing that literally at this year’s Dog Fashion Week.” – anonymous attendee NEW YORK, NY — Fashion lovers and dog enthusiasts alike…
Local Poodle Arrested for Organizing Underground Squirrel-Fighting Ring
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…