Move over human authors, there’s a new breed of writers in town. Dogs are taking over the New York Times Bestseller List, leaving readers howling for more
Experts Reveal: Dogs Love Eating Math Homework Because Long Division is Delicious
I always knew there was something off about my dog’s love for fractions. Concerned High School Freshman DURHAM, NC—Math homework has always been a difficult and sometimes even dreaded task…
Study Reveals Large Wave of Canine Conservatives Due to Being Left Home Listening to Talk Radio All Day
We always knew there was a reason why dogs were such good listeners. Now we know it’s because they were raised on talk radio. Lead researcher of the study WASHINGTON…
Teacher Fired for Giving Failing Grade to Student’s Service Dog
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…
Local Dog Refuses to Participate in Owner’s TikTok Dance Videos, Cites “Lack of Artistic Integrity”
“He just sits there and stares at me while I’m trying to film,” said Buddy’s owner, Sarah Johnson. “I thought he’d be a natural on camera, but I guess he…