“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Dogs Secretly Training for Annual ‘Turkey Snatch’ Competition
“It’s the one day they get to be the true top dogs at the Thanksgiving table!” Canine coach – Rover McStuffington As Thanksgiving approaches, a covert canine conspiracy is unfolding…
Dog University Offers Barktecture Degree, Challenging Harvard’s Architecture Program
The Barktecture degree program is designed to teach dogs how to design and build doghouses, as well as other structures that are specifically tailored to their needs. The program also…
Golden Retrievers Predict the Future with Uncanny Accuracy
Syracuse, NY — Scientists at the University of Canine Studies have made a groundbreaking discovery: Golden Retrievers can predict the future. According to the lead researcher, Dr. Woofington, “these dogs…
Canine Proposes Plan to Build Wall Around Dog Park at Recent Town Hall Meeting
A canine named Fido has proposed building a wall around a local dog park to keep out unwanted visitors such as cats and squirrels, sparking a heated debate within the dog community. Some dogs have suggested building a fence instead, while others have proposed hiring a security guard. The town council has yet to make a decision.
Dog Community Launches Grassroots Movement to Plant More Fire Hydrants for the Planet
We need to take action now before it’s too late. Every dog deserves a hydrant to pee on Max, Golden Retriever In a heartwarming effort to save the planet, a…