“It’s the one day they get to be the true top dogs at the Thanksgiving table!” Canine coach – Rover McStuffington As Thanksgiving approaches, a covert canine conspiracy is unfolding…
Dog Fashion Week Turns Ugly as Rival Packs Clash Over Catwalk Territory
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and we’re seeing that literally at this year’s Dog Fashion Week.” – anonymous attendee NEW YORK, NY — Fashion lovers and dog enthusiasts alike…
Investigation Reveals Dachshund Behind Multi-Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme
FLUSHING, NY — In a shocking revelation, an investigation has uncovered that a Dachshund was the mastermind behind a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme. The dog, named Popcorn, had been running…
Puppies Being Hired Less, Companies Only Looking for Dogs With 15 Years Experience
HARTFORD, CT — In a shocking turn of events, it appears that puppies are no longer as desirable to companies as they once were. In a recent survey, it was…