We always knew there was a reason why dogs were such good listeners. Now we know it’s because they were raised on talk radio.

Lead researcher of the study

WASHINGTON D.C.— A shocking new study has revealed that a large wave of canine conservatives has emerged due to being left home alone listening to talk radio all day. The study, which was conducted over the course of six months, found that dogs who were left alone for extended periods of time were more likely to become conservative.

Conservative Dogs Unleashed

According to the study, dogs who listened to talk radio all day were found to be more likely to identify as conservative. Researchers found that these dogs tended to be more aggressive and territorial, and were more likely to bark at strangers.

“Dog Whistle” Politics

The study also found that the talk radio programs most popular among conservative dogs contained a lot of “dog whistle” politics. These were messages that were targeted at dogs, but were intended to be heard by humans. For example, a talk radio host might say something like, “We need to protect our bones and our yards from invaders,” which could be interpreted as a call for stronger border security.

Political Puppets

The study has raised concerns about the influence of talk radio on the political beliefs of dogs. Some experts have warned that dogs may be becoming political puppets, swayed by the rhetoric of talk radio hosts.

Doggone Divisive

The study has also highlighted the increasing divide between liberal and conservative dogs. As more and more dogs are raised on talk radio, it is feared that the divide will only grow wider.

Conclusion

While some have dismissed the study as a joke, others have taken it very seriously. There is no doubt that talk radio has become a powerful force in the political landscape, and it seems that even dogs are not immune to its influence. Only time will tell what the long-term effects of this trend will be on our furry friends.