MIAMI, FL—A recent study has revealed a surprising finding: dog owners actually miss their pet’s testicles more than the dogs themselves do. The study, conducted by the Institute of Canine Huevos, surveyed 1,000 dog owners and found that the majority of respondents reported feeling a sense of loss and nostalgia after their pet’s neutering surgery.

According to Dr. Barksley, lead researcher of the study, “We were shocked by the results. We expected that the dogs themselves would miss their testicles more, but it turns out that their owners are the ones who really struggle with the loss.”

Owners Share Their Experiences

Many of the dog owners surveyed had strong emotional reactions to their pet’s neutering surgery:

• “I miss his balls so much. It’s like a part of him is gone forever.”
• “I can’t help but think about all the fun times he could have had if he still had his balls, bro.”
• “I didn’t realize how attached I was to his balls until they were gone. I wish he could have them back.”

Dogs Unaffected by the Loss

Surprisingly, the dogs themselves seemed largely unaffected by the loss of their testicles. Many continued to enjoy the same activities and behaviors as before, such as humping pillows and begging for treats.

“We expected the dogs to feel some sense of loss, but they really don’t seem to care,” said Dr. Barksley. “It’s the owners who are struggling to come to terms with the change.”

What This Means for Pet Owners

This study sheds light on the complex emotional bonds between pet owners and their furry companions. While it may be difficult to accept the loss of a pet’s reproductive organs, it’s important to remember that neutering can have many health benefits for dogs, such as reducing the risk of certain cancers and behavioral problems.

As for the owners who miss their dog’s testicles, Dr. Barksley recommends seeking support from other pet owners who have gone through similar experiences. “It’s okay to grieve the loss of your pet’s balls,” she said. “But ultimately, it’s important to focus on the love and companionship that your dog brings into your life.”