CHICAGO, IL — In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered a surprising correlation between dogs who listen to classical music and their career paths. According to the study’s findings, dogs who regularly listen to the genre are significantly more likely to pursue careers in mathematics than their non-musical counterparts.

“We were shocked by the results of this study, but the evidence is clear – dogs who listen to classical music are simply more predisposed towards mathematical thinking.”

Dr. Barkington — lead researcher

The Effects of Classical Music

The study surveyed over 1,000 dogs, including Golden Retrievers, Border Collies, and Beagles, among others. The results were clear: dogs who listened to classical music for at least 30 minutes a day were twice as likely to pursue careers in mathematics than those who did not. Here are some of the key findings:

• Dogs who listened to the works of Beethoven, Mozart, and Bach were the most likely to pursue careers in mathematics, while dogs who preferred pop or rock music were the least likely.
• The effect was most pronounced in dogs who started listening to classical music at a young age, suggesting that early exposure to the genre may be key in developing mathematical skills.
• The study also found that dogs who listened to classical music were more likely to display other “academic” behaviors, such as reading and solving puzzles.

Nature Versus Nurture

While the study’s findings may seem bizarre, Dr. Barkington suggests that they may have important implications for both the education of dogs and the way we think about music and intelligence.

“It’s just a matter of nature versus nurture,” he said. “Dogs who are exposed to classical music from a young age are simply more likely to develop the mathematical skills needed for a career in the field. And who knows – perhaps this is just the beginning of a whole new approach to canine education.”

Only time will tell whether dogs will soon be seen in the hallowed halls of mathematics departments across the world. But one thing is for certain – classical music may just be the key to unlocking their full academic potential.