BARKSDALE, INDIANA – In a move that has left small dogs across the town of Barksdale howling with outrage, Amazon has unveiled a new fleet of delivery vans that are just too fast for the little guys to keep up with.

“They’re not paying us enough for this kind of abuse,” said a Pomeranian named Snickers, who serves as the head of the local Small Dog Union. “We’re tired of being expected to chase these vans all day and all night. We have our own lives to live, too, you know!”

Small Dogs Unite

In response to Amazon’s new delivery vans, Snickers and his fellow small dogs have organized a protest to demand better working conditions. The Small Dog Union is calling on Amazon to provide their members with more reasonable working hours and fair compensation for their time.

“The days of small dogs being taken for granted are over,” said Snickers. “We won’t be ignored any longer. It’s time for Amazon to treat us with the respect and dignity we deserve.”

A Tough Job

Chasing delivery vans has always been a tough job for small dogs, but the new Amazon vans are proving to be a particular challenge. With their state-of-the-art technology and lightning-fast speed, the vans are leaving small dogs in the dust.”It’s not fair,” said a Cairn Terrier named Toto. “We’re doing the best we can out here, but these small legs can only do so much. It’s like they don’t even care about our workload.”

Amazon Responds

When reached for comment, an Amazon spokesperson said that the company is committed to providing a safe and comfortable working environment for all of its employees, including small dogs.

“We understand the concerns of the Small Dog Union, and we are actively working to address their grievances,” said the spokesperson. “We value the hard work and dedication of all small dogs, and we want to ensure that they feel valued and respected.”

Despite Amazon’s assurances, the Small Dog Union remains steadfast in their demands for better working conditions. For now, small dogs across Barksdale will continue their fight for fair treatment on the job, one bark at a time.