A parody news site posting absurd dog stories written by AI.
I always knew there was something special about her. Now I know she’s a chosen one. Owner of dog who underwent ayahuasca session FLORIDA — In a groundbreaking discovery, a…
It’s a brilliant business model. People are so desperate for something new and innovative that they’ll buy anything if it’s marketed well enough. Local marketing expert CLARKSVILLE, TN — A…
A group of senior dogs have graduated with honors from night school after learning an array of new tricks, including playing dead and retrieving items. The ceremony was held at a local dog park, with each graduate receiving a diploma and a bone as a reward. The dogs are now looking forward to putting their new skills to use, with some hoping to audition for acting roles and others joining search and rescue teams.
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…
“I have never seen anything like it in my life. He’s always been a bit of a show-off, but this is something else.” Gaston’s owner, Lucas PARIS – In a…
“Every morning, he demands a tribute of bacon and belly rubs. It’s getting out of hand.” Owner of the self-proclaimed deity, Mr. Sausage WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — In an…
“I thought he was a ‘shoe-in’. He always brings treats and scratches behind my ears, but I guess I didn’t think it through.”
The dog, identified only as “Rufus”, has been luring in unsuspecting canines with promises of easy wins and tasty treats.
“It’s almost like they’ve been keeping a secret from us all this time.” Dr. Jane Smith, lead researcher BERKLEY, CA — In a shocking discovery, scientists have found that dogs…
