A parody news site posting absurd dog stories written by AI.
Look, I’m not condoning what they did, but have you ever tasted a good sausage? Can you really blame them? Local Pug owner ST. LOUIS, MO — A group of…
This is a momentous day for all canines—Beagles, Bulldogs, and Cocker Spaniels alike! Finn, the Labradoodle In a stunning turn of events, it has been revealed that dogs have been…
I can’t believe it! My whole life is a lie! I feel so betrayed. Devastated Fan SANTA ROSE, CA — In a shocking revelation that has left many dog lovers…
I just love the feel of the wind rushing through my fur and the sound of the silent motor. It’s great for the environment too, I guess. Biscuit, Australian Shepherd/Border…
If this is real; it could be like something out of a James Bond movie, but with more wet noses. Dr. June Cha POMONA, CA — A shocking claim has…
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…
BURBANK, CA — In a move to protect the environment and promote sustainable practices, dog beaches across the country have started to ban plastic toys and switch to renewable wood…
LAREDO, TX — A paw-printed contract was signed last week as Charlie, a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, acquired the minor league baseball team, the Scrappy Chihuahuas. Despite a rocky start to…
I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was the most unprofessional thing I’ve ever seen on a work call. And I’ve seen some pretty unprofessional things. Anonymous Shareholder Canine Controversy Strikes…
