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A canine named Fido has proposed building a wall around a local dog park to keep out unwanted visitors such as cats and squirrels, sparking a heated debate within the dog community. Some dogs have suggested building a fence instead, while others have proposed hiring a security guard. The town council has yet to make a decision.
CHICAGO, IL — In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered a surprising correlation between dogs who listen to classical music and their career paths. According to the study’s findings,…
SniffR, a new app, is looking to revolutionize the way dogs sniff butts. The app uses GPS technology to locate other dogs in the area who are also using SniffR.
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and we’re seeing that literally at this year’s Dog Fashion Week.” – anonymous attendee NEW YORK, NY — Fashion lovers and dog enthusiasts alike…
I always knew there was something off about my dog’s love for fractions. Concerned High School Freshman DURHAM, NC—Math homework has always been a difficult and sometimes even dreaded task…
Dog makes history as the first canine to receive a gender studies degree, sparking conversation about animal rights in academia.
“We always suspected our dogs were secretly planning something, but we never thought it would be something so troubling. This study is a real wake-up call for all dog owners…
BARKSDALE, INDIANA – In a move that has left small dogs across the town of Barksdale howling with outrage, Amazon has unveiled a new fleet of delivery vans that are…
MIAMI, FL—A recent study has revealed a surprising finding: dog owners actually miss their pet’s testicles more than the dogs themselves do. The study, conducted by the Institute of Canine…
