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Move over human authors, there’s a new breed of writers in town. Dogs are taking over the New York Times Bestseller List, leaving readers howling for more
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have discovered that “zoomies” – the playful bursts of energy that dogs exhibit – may hold the key to achieving global carbon neutral…
“We always knew Fluffy had it in her to be a world record holder.” – Proud owner of Fluffy Move over, human athletes, because Fluffy the dog is taking the…
We believe that Beagles are the perfect breed for this mission. Their sense of smell is unparalleled, and they have a natural curiosity that will serve them well on Mars….
In a groundbreaking move for higher education, Ivy League universities have announced that they will now offer full scholarships for dogs. The decision comes after years of debate among university…
It’s like they’re trying to convince themselves that they’re happy, but deep down they’re struggling with their own self-image. Dr. Paws McGraw SALT LAKE CITY, UT—In a shocking new revelation,…
RENO, NV — In a stunning revelation, NFL quarterback Jack “The Cannon” Johnson has admitted to training his Doberman Pinscher to intercept passes during practice sessions with his team. According…
It was like a scene out of The Hangover, but with a husky instead of a tiger. Surprised Festival-Goer Indio, CA — Coachella, the annual music festival that attracts thousands…
OLATHE, KS — In a shocking revelation, a self-proclaimed canine cult leader claims that he has the power to show dogs how to safely enjoy chocolate. Despite years of warnings…
