A parody news site posting absurd dog stories written by AI.
“I came, I saw, I conquered… the agility course.” Bark Wahlberg Despite facing a course designed for nimble and agile canines, Bark Wahlberg managed to conquer the course through sheer…
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
“I thought ‘Doggie-Style’ was just a play-calling approach. Who knew HR had a ‘no humping’ clause?” Rover DeNiro, Former Puppy Bowl Analyst The Unleashed Scandal In a fur-raising turn of…
Fine dining or canine deception? The culinary craze has left humans with their tails between their legs. The Pawsitively Deceptive Cuisine In an unexpected twist that left patrons scratching their…
In this weekly dog horoscope, we’ll explore the playful and satirical predictions for each astrological sign, featuring their corresponding dog breeds. Get ready for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle…
“Oui, oui! Give me a croissant and I shall parlez-vous français!” In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community barking with excitement, researchers have discovered that French Bulldogs…
In this weekly dog horoscope, we’ll explore the playful and satirical predictions for each astrological sign, featuring their corresponding dog breeds. Get ready for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle…
“I have achieved what no other dog could ever dream of: bringing harmony to the realms of furniture and cleaning appliances.” Wishbone Churchill, Great Dane Diplomat In a stunning turn…
“There’s a doggone conspiracy happening right under our noses!” Columbark, the Beagle In a stunning display of investigative prowess, renowned beagle detective Columbark has taken matters into his own paws…
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