RENO, NV — In a stunning revelation, NFL quarterback Jack “The Cannon” Johnson has admitted to training his Doberman Pinscher to intercept passes during practice sessions with his team. According to Johnson, his four-legged friend “Flash” has become an integral part of his training routine, helping him to hone his passing accuracy and keep his teammates on their toes.

“I know it sounds crazy, but Flash is a natural athlete,” said Johnson in a recent interview. “He’s got the speed, the agility, and the instincts to make some truly spectacular plays. And hey, if he can help me improve my game in the process, all the better.”

“He’s like a furry little safety out there” – Johnson

According to Johnson, Flash is trained to anticipate his passes and make quick, agile leaps to intercept them. Here are some of the key details:

• Flash wears a specially-designed helmet and protective gear to ensure his safety during practice.
• Johnson has also trained Flash to retrieve fumbled balls and to run “routes” on the field, making him a versatile and invaluable asset to the team.
• While some of Johnson’s teammates have expressed concern about Flash’s presence on the field, Johnson insists that he poses no danger and is a “gentle giant” off the field.

While the use of animals in sports is not entirely unheard of (think horse racing and dog sledding), Johnson’s unconventional training methods have raised eyebrows across the league. But for Johnson, the results speak for themselves.

“He’s like a furry little safety out there,” he said of his canine companion. “He’s helped me improve my game in ways I never thought possible. Who knows – maybe one day he’ll even get his own shot at the big leagues.”

Only time will tell whether Flash will soon be the newest addition to an NFL roster. But one thing is for sure – Johnson’s training methods are certainly out of the box