We’re excited to expand our list to include canine authors. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll even have a bestseller written by a cat!

New York Times spokesperson

In a move that is sure to shake up the literary world, the New York Times Bestseller List has announced that it will now include books written by dogs. However, supporters of the move argue that dogs have a unique perspective on life, with their keen senses and unwavering loyalty making for some truly heartwarming stories.

Dog owners across the country are already dreaming of their pup’s literary success. Some have even started training their dogs to write, with mixed results. One owner reported that their Labrador Retriever had written an entire novel about the joys of chasing tennis balls. While another claimed that their Toy Poodle had penned a touching memoir about her struggles with separation anxiety.

Current Bestsellers

Here are some of the dog-authored books that have made the list:

“Bark, Bark, Bark: A Memoir” by Bark Wahlberg

• A touching story about a dog’s life from puppyhood to adulthood, and all the treats, belly rubs, and chew toys in between.

“The Art of Digging Holes” by Diggy Azalea

• A guide to mastering the art of digging holes, from the basics of dirt to advanced techniques like digging in sand and gravel.

“Sit, Stay, Slay: A Murder Mystery” by Tina Spay

• A thrilling tale of a dog detective trying to solve the murder of his owner, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or dog bed).

Critics Chime In

The decision has certainly raised some eyebrows. Critics have questioned the literary ability of our canines, suggesting that their writing may be limited to “woofs” and “barks”. Others are divided on the decision to include dog-authored books on the prestigious list, with some calling it a “step forward for canine literacy” and others dismissing it as a “gimmick”.

Dogs are proving to be more than just man’s best friend – they’re also talented writers. Only time will tell if these works of canine literature will continue to populate the Bestseller List. However, one thing is for sure – the literary world will never be the same again.