“Every morning, he demands a tribute of bacon and belly rubs. It’s getting out of hand.”

Owner of the self-proclaimed deity, Mr. Sausage

WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — In an unexpected turn of events, an Australian Shepherd mix has developed a god complex and is now demanding daily worship from his owners. The once beloved pet has become a tyrant, ruling over his home with an iron paw and insisting on being treated like royalty.

Worshiping at the Altar of Mr. Sausage

Here are some examples of Mr. Sausage’s new demands:

• A shrine erected in his honor, complete with a golden statue and daily offerings of dog treats and tennis balls
• All furniture must be cleared for his daily nap time
• All visitors must bow down and pay homage to Mr. Sausage before being allowed to enter the house
• Daily grooming sessions to ensure his coat remains shiny and god-like

Rise of the Canine Deity

Experts are unsure how Mr. Sausage developed his god complex, but some suspect it may have something to do with his recent fame on social media. His followers have begun referring to themselves as “The Sausage disciples” and are eagerly awaiting the day he reveals his divine plan for the world.

But not everyone is on board with Mr. Sausage’s newfound status. Some residents are concerned about the implications of a dog with a god complex, while others are simply tired of being held captive by their furry overlord.

Canine Tyranny or Divine Intervention?

Is Mr. Sausage a benevolent deity or a despotic ruler? Are his demands reasonable or simply outrageous? These are the questions on everyone’s mind as the local community grapples with this unexpected turn of events.