I always knew there was something special about her. Now I know she’s a chosen one.
Owner of dog who underwent ayahuasca session
FLORIDA — In a groundbreaking discovery, a dog’s first ayahuasca session revealed shocking details about her previous life as the Avatar. The Pitbull mix, named Boo, underwent the session at a remote jungle-themed backyard in Florida and emerged with memories of being a powerful being with the ability to manipulate the elements (and a real hankering for treats).
Ayahuasca, the gateway to dog enlightenment
Ayahuasca, a powerful hallucinogenic brew made from plants found in the Amazon, has been used for centuries by indigenous people for spiritual and healing purposes. In recent years, it has gained popularity among Westerners seeking self-discovery and alternative forms of bragging rights amongst their crypto bros.
Boo’s owner was quite doubtful when his furry friend expressed a desire to undergo the intense spiritual journey. But thanks to the persuasion skills of the retreat’s “shaman,” who assured him that everything would be “totally safe broski,” the owner had a change of heart. Apparently, this shaman is a pro at all sorts of bizarre activities, including the ones he conducts “under his deck.”
A glimpse into Boo’s past life as the Avatar
During the session, Boo reportedly began to tremble and convulse before collapsing into a deep sleep. When she woke up, she was able to communicate with her owner in a language that sounded alot like a combination of barks and growls.
According to Boo, she was once the Avatar, a powerful being who possessed the ability to bend all four elements: water, earth, fire, and air. She claimed to have used these powers to protect the balance of nature by running really fast until she got tired.
Reactions from the Community
The revelation has sparked mixed reactions from the local community, with some praising the dog for her unique experience. Some conspiracy theorists have suggested that this may be evidence of a higher consciousness at work in the animal kingdom. Meanwhile, skeptics dismiss the claims of a canine Avatar because they didn’t read anything like that in the books.
Conclusion
This latest revelation adds to a growing list of reports of animals experiencing profound spiritual awakenings and recalling past lives. Boo’s ayahuasca session has opened up a whole new world of possibilities for the use of psychedelics. While there are risks involved, some say that the opportunity to discover what Care Bear they have a spiritual connection with is too great to ignore.
