It’s a brilliant business model. People are so desperate for something new and innovative that they’ll buy anything if it’s marketed well enough.

Local marketing expert

CLARKSVILLE, TN — A new startup run entirely by dogs has been making waves in the local business community. The company, called “Invisible Leash”, claims to have revolutionized the dog-walking industry with its cutting-edge technology.

The Scam

However, after conducting an investigation, it turns out that “Invisible Leash” is nothing more than a scam. The company claims to sell “invisible leashes” that allow dogs to be walked without actually using a leash, but in reality, the product does not exist. Customers who buy the product receive nothing in return, and the dogs are simply walked off-leash.

How It Worked

The company relied heavily on its marketing strategy, which included well-designed flyers and convincing testimonials from “satisfied customers”. Additionally, the dogs running the startup utilized their cute looks and wagging tails to win over potential customers.

The Fallout

Many customers have been left feeling embarrassed and foolish for falling for the scam, with some even feeling guilty for walking their dogs off-leash in public areas. The dogs involved in the scam have yet to comment, but rumors are circulating that they plan to use the profits to invest in a new venture: a dog-only fast food chain.

This latest scandal proves once again that it’s important to be wary of new and untested business ventures, especially those led by animals. As for the dogs behind “Invisible Leash”, it remains to be seen whether they will face any legal consequences for their actions. In the meantime, customers are advised to stick with traditional leashes, which may not be as cutting-edge, but at least they’re real.