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The True Heiress, a Chihuahua, breaks the Internet in a pink dress with a tiara.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
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Chihuahua Breaks the Internet After Revealing She is The True Heiress to The Kingdom of Genovia

I always knew I was special, but I had no idea I was a royal pup!

Princess Sparkles, the dog claiming to be the rightful heiress to the throne of Genovia.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a shocking turn of events, the internet has been set ablaze by a dog who claims to be the true heiress to the Kingdom of Genovia. Princess Sparkles, a 4-year-old Chihuahua mix, has stunned the world by announcing her claim to the Genovian throne.

The Discovery

It all started when Princess Sparkles’ owner, a woman named Kristin, discovered a dusty old family tree in her attic. As Kristin was dusting it off, Princess Sparkles caught a glimpse of it and immediately became interested. Kristin noticed that Princess Sparkles was particularly fixated on one branch of the tree, which happened to be the royal lineage of Genovia.

Upon closer examination, Kristin discovered that Princess Sparkles is, in fact, the great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter of Princess Mia Thermopolis, the previous queen of Genovia. According to the family tree, Princess Mia had a secret affair with her royal poodle, which resulted in the birth of Princess Sparkles’ ancestor.

The Internet Explosion

As soon as the news broke, the internet went wild. Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram were flooded with pictures of Princess Sparkles and the hashtag #PrincessSparklesForQueenOfGenovia. Within hours, the story had gone viral, and everyone from royal experts to dog lovers was weighing in on the matter.

Of course, not everyone is convinced that Princess Sparkles is the rightful heiress to the Genovian throne. Some experts have pointed out that, technically, a dog cannot rule a country. However, Princess Sparkles has fired back, claiming that her great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother was a pioneer for animal rights and would have wanted her to be queen.

The Future

It remains to be seen what will happen next in this bizarre tale. Will Princess Sparkles be crowned the new queen of Genovia? Or will she be sent back to her life as a regular house pet? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: the internet will never forget the day a dog claimed to be the true heiress to a kingdom.

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