“I came, I saw, I conquered… the agility course.” Bark Wahlberg Despite facing a course designed for nimble and agile canines, Bark Wahlberg managed to conquer the course through sheer…
Puppy Bowl Cuts Analyst After Comments of ‘Doggie-Style’ Play-Calling
“I thought ‘Doggie-Style’ was just a play-calling approach. Who knew HR had a ‘no humping’ clause?” Rover DeNiro, Former Puppy Bowl Analyst The Unleashed Scandal In a fur-raising turn of…
Dogs Secretly Training for Annual ‘Turkey Snatch’ Competition
“It’s the one day they get to be the true top dogs at the Thanksgiving table!” Canine coach – Rover McStuffington As Thanksgiving approaches, a covert canine conspiracy is unfolding…
World Record Broken for Longest Distance Run By a Dog on a Treadmill While Chasing a Squirrel Video
“We always knew Fluffy had it in her to be a world record holder.” – Proud owner of Fluffy Move over, human athletes, because Fluffy the dog is taking the…
NFL Quarterback Admits to Training His Dog to Intercept Passes During Practice
RENO, NV — In a stunning revelation, NFL quarterback Jack “The Cannon” Johnson has admitted to training his Doberman Pinscher to intercept passes during practice sessions with his team. According…