I just love the feel of the wind rushing through my fur and the sound of the silent motor. It’s great for the environment too, I guess. Biscuit, Australian Shepherd/Border…
Teacher Fired for Giving Failing Grade to Student’s Service Dog
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…
Dog Beaches Ban Plastic Toys, Switch to Renewable Wood Sticks
BURBANK, CA — In a move to protect the environment and promote sustainable practices, dog beaches across the country have started to ban plastic toys and switch to renewable wood…
Dog Billionaire Buys Minor League Baseball Team, Plays Fetch All Day
LAREDO, TX — A paw-printed contract was signed last week as Charlie, a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, acquired the minor league baseball team, the Scrappy Chihuahuas. Despite a rocky start to…
Work-From-Home Dog Fired for Chewing Ass On Camera During Important Shareholder Zoom Meeting
I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was the most unprofessional thing I’ve ever seen on a work call. And I’ve seen some pretty unprofessional things. Anonymous Shareholder Canine Controversy Strikes…
Dog-led Startup Scams Neighborhood by Selling ‘Invisible Leashes’
It’s a brilliant business model. People are so desperate for something new and innovative that they’ll buy anything if it’s marketed well enough. Local marketing expert CLARKSVILLE, TN — A…
Senior Dogs Graduate From Night School with Honors After Learning Tricks
A group of senior dogs have graduated with honors from night school after learning an array of new tricks, including playing dead and retrieving items. The ceremony was held at a local dog park, with each graduate receiving a diploma and a bone as a reward. The dogs are now looking forward to putting their new skills to use, with some hoping to audition for acting roles and others joining search and rescue teams.
Local Poodle Arrested for Organizing Underground Squirrel-Fighting Ring
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…
French Bulldog Breaks World Record for Longest Human-Like Yawn
“I have never seen anything like it in my life. He’s always been a bit of a show-off, but this is something else.” Gaston’s owner, Lucas PARIS – In a…