Dog makes history as the first canine to receive a gender studies degree, sparking conversation about animal rights in academia.
Small Dog Union Protests Forced Overtime Chasing New Fleet of Amazon Delivery Vans
BARKSDALE, INDIANA – In a move that has left small dogs across the town of Barksdale howling with outrage, Amazon has unveiled a new fleet of delivery vans that are…
Study Reveals Large Wave of Canine Conservatives Due to Being Left Home Listening to Talk Radio All Day
We always knew there was a reason why dogs were such good listeners. Now we know it’s because they were raised on talk radio. Lead researcher of the study WASHINGTON…
Study Shows Dogs Have Mastered Teleportation, Just Don’t Want to Show Off
NEW HAVEN, CT—Scientists have made a startling discovery that is sure to change the way we think about our furry friends. A new study has shown that dogs have actually…
Investigation Reveals Dachshund Behind Multi-Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme
FLUSHING, NY — In a shocking revelation, an investigation has uncovered that a Dachshund was the mastermind behind a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme. The dog, named Popcorn, had been running…
Chihuahua Breaks the Internet After Revealing She is The True Heiress to The Kingdom of Genovia
Princess Sparkles, a 4-year-old Chihuahua mix, claims to be the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Genovia, stunning the internet.
Puppies Being Hired Less, Companies Only Looking for Dogs With 15 Years Experience
HARTFORD, CT — In a shocking turn of events, it appears that puppies are no longer as desirable to companies as they once were. In a recent survey, it was…
Dog Community Launches Grassroots Movement to Plant More Fire Hydrants for the Planet
We need to take action now before it’s too late. Every dog deserves a hydrant to pee on Max, Golden Retriever In a heartwarming effort to save the planet, a…
Pack of Pugs Suspected of Stealing 200 Sausages from Local BBQ
Look, I’m not condoning what they did, but have you ever tasted a good sausage? Can you really blame them? Local Pug owner ST. LOUIS, MO — A group of…