“We’ve been looking for a new way to engage with our customers, and we think this is really going to set us apart.” John Smith — CEO Pittsburgh, PA —…
Local Border Collie Starts Online Business Selling Used Tennis Balls
“I realized there was a gap in the market for pre-loved balls” Tilly, founder of Old Balls Emporium WILMINGTON, NC – In a shocking development, a local Border Collie named…
Zoomies are the Key to Global Carbon Neutral Status
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have discovered that “zoomies” – the playful bursts of energy that dogs exhibit – may hold the key to achieving global carbon neutral…
NASA Announces Plans to Send First Beagle to Mars to Sniff Out Alien Life
We believe that Beagles are the perfect breed for this mission. Their sense of smell is unparalleled, and they have a natural curiosity that will serve them well on Mars….
Ivy League Universities Now Offering Full Scholarships for Dogs
In a groundbreaking move for higher education, Ivy League universities have announced that they will now offer full scholarships for dogs. The decision comes after years of debate among university…
Canine Proposes Plan to Build Wall Around Dog Park at Recent Town Hall Meeting
A canine named Fido has proposed building a wall around a local dog park to keep out unwanted visitors such as cats and squirrels, sparking a heated debate within the dog community. Some dogs have suggested building a fence instead, while others have proposed hiring a security guard. The town council has yet to make a decision.
Study Finds Dogs Who Listen to Classical Music More Likely to Pursue Careers in Mathematics
CHICAGO, IL — In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered a surprising correlation between dogs who listen to classical music and their career paths. According to the study’s findings,…
Canine Startup Sets Out to Become the ‘Uber for Butt Sniffing’
SniffR, a new app, is looking to revolutionize the way dogs sniff butts. The app uses GPS technology to locate other dogs in the area who are also using SniffR.
Experts Reveal: Dogs Love Eating Math Homework Because Long Division is Delicious
I always knew there was something off about my dog’s love for fractions. Concerned High School Freshman DURHAM, NC—Math homework has always been a difficult and sometimes even dreaded task…