Move over, psychic octopus! There’s a new animal in town. Dr. Barkley Bones Scientists Shocked by Discovery In a groundbreaking study, canine scientists have discovered a new breed of dog…
Controversial Dog Politician Resigns Amidst Allegations of Colluding with the Mailman
I fully support transparency, but apparently, some canines prefer secret Santa alliances with the mailman. Paw-litical Pundit, Amy Paw-litics Unleashed A shocking turn of events that has the local dog…
Local Labradoodle Reveals the Shocking Truth Behind the Holiday Dog Treat Black Market
Jingle all the way? More like Jingle all the treats away! I’m here to deck the paws with truth and justice! Finn, Labradoodle Whistleblower Unwrapping the Canine Conspiracies In a…
American Staffordshire Terrier Unmoved by Guilt Trip About Starving Kids in Africa, Continues Begging for Food
I couldn’t believe my eyes. The sheer audacity of this dog! Dr. Barkington Have you ever encountered a dog so shameless that nothing could deter them from begging for food?…
Area Pug Upends Real Estate Industry with “Sniff First, Buy Later” Campaign
Washington D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move, a local Pug named Snuffles has turned the real estate industry on its head with his innovative “Sniff First, Buy Later”…
Startup Company Launches Subscription Service Delivering Freshly Picked Grass to Your Doorstep for Your Dog to Poop On
PoopPatch: Elevating your dog’s bathroom experience with freshly picked grass – luxury delivered to your doorstep!
Dog University Offers Barktecture Degree, Challenging Harvard’s Architecture Program
The Barktecture degree program is designed to teach dogs how to design and build doghouses, as well as other structures that are specifically tailored to their needs. The program also…
Dalmatian Pup Sets Astounding World Record with Longest Reverse Sneeze
“It’s a feat that will go down in history.” Guinness World Records representative Richmond, VA — In a world where dogs are constantly breaking records, one Dalmatian pup has set…
Golden Retrievers Predict the Future with Uncanny Accuracy
Syracuse, NY — Scientists at the University of Canine Studies have made a groundbreaking discovery: Golden Retrievers can predict the future. According to the lead researcher, Dr. Woofington, “these dogs…