I couldn’t believe my eyes. The sheer audacity of this dog! Dr. Barkington Have you ever encountered a dog so shameless that nothing could deter them from begging for food?…
Senior Dogs Graduate From Night School with Honors After Learning Tricks
A group of senior dogs have graduated with honors from night school after learning an array of new tricks, including playing dead and retrieving items. The ceremony was held at a local dog park, with each graduate receiving a diploma and a bone as a reward. The dogs are now looking forward to putting their new skills to use, with some hoping to audition for acting roles and others joining search and rescue teams.
Local Poodle Arrested for Organizing Underground Squirrel-Fighting Ring
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…
Local Dog Develops God Complex, Demands Daily Worship from Owners
“Every morning, he demands a tribute of bacon and belly rubs. It’s getting out of hand.” Owner of the self-proclaimed deity, Mr. Sausage WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — In an…
Area Dogs Regret Voting for Mailman in Recent Mayoral Election
“I thought he was a ‘shoe-in’. He always brings treats and scratches behind my ears, but I guess I didn’t think it through.”
Dog Park Closed for Fumigation After Outbreak of Canine-Transmitted Insanity
“It’s not safe out here, man. You don’t know what kind of madness is lurking around the corner.” 2-year-old Border Collie, Sparky SAVANNAH, GA – In a shocking turn of…
Local Dog Refuses to Participate in Owner’s TikTok Dance Videos, Cites “Lack of Artistic Integrity”
“He just sits there and stares at me while I’m trying to film,” said Buddy’s owner, Sarah Johnson. “I thought he’d be a natural on camera, but I guess he…