It’s never too early to start honing essential fetch skills. School spokesperson In a groundbreaking move that is sure to revolutionize early childhood education, the prestigious Montessori Academy in your…
New Dog Philosophy Course Challenges Canines to Question Who’s a Good Dog
“Are we merely good boys or can we transcend the limits of doghood?” Prof. Barks-alot, a renowned philosopher Dog owners, brace yourselves because a groundbreaking new book, “Ruff Reflections: Challenging…
Ready to Learn BōnR? World’s First Dog-Friendly Programming Language
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Dog University Offers Barktecture Degree, Challenging Harvard’s Architecture Program
The Barktecture degree program is designed to teach dogs how to design and build doghouses, as well as other structures that are specifically tailored to their needs. The program also…
Ivy League Universities Now Offering Full Scholarships for Dogs
In a groundbreaking move for higher education, Ivy League universities have announced that they will now offer full scholarships for dogs. The decision comes after years of debate among university…
Study Finds Dogs Who Listen to Classical Music More Likely to Pursue Careers in Mathematics
CHICAGO, IL — In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered a surprising correlation between dogs who listen to classical music and their career paths. According to the study’s findings,…
Experts Reveal: Dogs Love Eating Math Homework Because Long Division is Delicious
I always knew there was something off about my dog’s love for fractions. Concerned High School Freshman DURHAM, NC—Math homework has always been a difficult and sometimes even dreaded task…
Brittany Spaniel Becomes First Dog to Receive Bachelor’s Degree in Gender Studies
Dog makes history as the first canine to receive a gender studies degree, sparking conversation about animal rights in academia.
Teacher Fired for Giving Failing Grade to Student’s Service Dog
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…