“There’s a doggone conspiracy happening right under our noses!” Columbark, the Beagle In a stunning display of investigative prowess, renowned beagle detective Columbark has taken matters into his own paws…
Local Labradoodle Reveals the Shocking Truth Behind the Holiday Dog Treat Black Market
Jingle all the way? More like Jingle all the treats away! I’m here to deck the paws with truth and justice! Finn, Labradoodle Whistleblower Unwrapping the Canine Conspiracies In a…
Investigation Reveals Dachshund Behind Multi-Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme
FLUSHING, NY — In a shocking revelation, an investigation has uncovered that a Dachshund was the mastermind behind a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme. The dog, named Popcorn, had been running…
Pack of Pugs Suspected of Stealing 200 Sausages from Local BBQ
Look, I’m not condoning what they did, but have you ever tasted a good sausage? Can you really blame them? Local Pug owner ST. LOUIS, MO — A group of…
Local Poodle Arrested for Organizing Underground Squirrel-Fighting Ring
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…
Local Dog Caught Running Underground Gambling Ring, Offers Bone Bets
The dog, identified only as “Rufus”, has been luring in unsuspecting canines with promises of easy wins and tasty treats.