HARTFORD, CT — In a shocking turn of events, it appears that puppies are no longer as desirable to companies as they once were. In a recent survey, it was…
Dog Billionaire Buys Minor League Baseball Team, Plays Fetch All Day
LAREDO, TX — A paw-printed contract was signed last week as Charlie, a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, acquired the minor league baseball team, the Scrappy Chihuahuas. Despite a rocky start to…
Work-From-Home Dog Fired for Chewing Ass On Camera During Important Shareholder Zoom Meeting
I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was the most unprofessional thing I’ve ever seen on a work call. And I’ve seen some pretty unprofessional things. Anonymous Shareholder Canine Controversy Strikes…
Dog-led Startup Scams Neighborhood by Selling ‘Invisible Leashes’
It’s a brilliant business model. People are so desperate for something new and innovative that they’ll buy anything if it’s marketed well enough. Local marketing expert CLARKSVILLE, TN — A…
Local Dog Caught Running Underground Gambling Ring, Offers Bone Bets
The dog, identified only as “Rufus”, has been luring in unsuspecting canines with promises of easy wins and tasty treats.