It’s never too early to start honing essential fetch skills. School spokesperson In a groundbreaking move that is sure to revolutionize early childhood education, the prestigious Montessori Academy in your…
National banks in uproar as corgi butts named official currency
“This decision is a slap in the face to all the hardworking bankers and economists out there.” Bark Cuban In a shocking turn of events, national banks across the country…
New Dog Philosophy Course Challenges Canines to Question Who’s a Good Dog
“Are we merely good boys or can we transcend the limits of doghood?” Prof. Barks-alot, a renowned philosopher Dog owners, brace yourselves because a groundbreaking new book, “Ruff Reflections: Challenging…
Scientists Discover Dogs Can See Through Time, Still Decide To Live in The Moment
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have unearthed a startling secret about man’s best friend: dogs can see through time. Despite this incredible ability, dogs continue to live in the moment,…
Study Shows Dogs Who Watch Horror Movies Are More Likely to Become Werewolves
A recent study conducted by the Canine Institute of Science and Technology (CIST) has uncovered a shocking correlation between dogs who watch horror movies and the likelihood of them transforming…
Ready to Learn BōnR? World’s First Dog-Friendly Programming Language
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Great Dane Diplomat Negotiates Peace Treaty Between Couch and Vacuum Cleaner
“I have achieved what no other dog could ever dream of: bringing harmony to the realms of furniture and cleaning appliances.” Wishbone Churchill, Great Dane Diplomat In a stunning turn…
Beagle Launches ‘Paw & Order’ Podcast to Investigate Missing Chew Toys
“There’s a doggone conspiracy happening right under our noses!” Columbark, the Beagle In a stunning display of investigative prowess, renowned beagle detective Columbark has taken matters into his own paws…
NorCAL Chihuahua rejects wine culture, starts successful dog margarita company
Who needs sophisticated wine when you can sip a bark-arita! Paco, Chihuahua founder Get ready, wine enthusiasts of NorCAL, because there’s a new paw-thentic libation taking the region by storm….