“Move over, science! Fido has come to save the day!” Puppy Power or Canine Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events, a Yorkie named Bark Ruffalo has reportedly discovered a…
Shar Pei Develops Revolutionary New Sunscreen, Promises to Keep All Your Creases Safe from Harmful UV Rays
Wrinkles are so last season! Get ready for a sun-kissed Shar Pei glow with our new ‘CreaseGuard’ sunscreen! Sunshiine, the Shar Pei Innovator Wrinkle-Free Wonder In a stunning leap for…
Your Dog is Hiding Its Crippling Self-Consciousness Behind Its Wagging Tail
It’s like they’re trying to convince themselves that they’re happy, but deep down they’re struggling with their own self-image. Dr. Paws McGraw SALT LAKE CITY, UT—In a shocking new revelation,…
Canine Cult Leader Claims They Can Show Dogs How To Enjoy Chocolate
OLATHE, KS — In a shocking revelation, a self-proclaimed canine cult leader claims that he has the power to show dogs how to safely enjoy chocolate. Despite years of warnings…
New Study Shows Dogs’ Favorite Pastime is Plotting Their Own Demise
“We always suspected our dogs were secretly planning something, but we never thought it would be something so troubling. This study is a real wake-up call for all dog owners…
Study Finds Owners Miss Their Dog’s Testicles More Than They Do
MIAMI, FL—A recent study has revealed a surprising finding: dog owners actually miss their pet’s testicles more than the dogs themselves do. The study, conducted by the Institute of Canine…
Dreams of Being Chased by Tail, Results in Dogs Running in Their Sleep
No matter how fast I run in my dreams it’s always right behind me. It’s so horrifying. Virginia Woof, Siberian Husky CLARKSVILLE, TN—In a shocking new study, animal behavior experts…
Dog’s First Ayahuasca Session Revealed Details About Previous Life as The Avatar
I always knew there was something special about her. Now I know she’s a chosen one. Owner of dog who underwent ayahuasca session FLORIDA — In a groundbreaking discovery, a…
Dog Park Closed for Fumigation After Outbreak of Canine-Transmitted Insanity
“It’s not safe out here, man. You don’t know what kind of madness is lurking around the corner.” 2-year-old Border Collie, Sparky SAVANNAH, GA – In a shocking turn of…