The dog, identified only as “Rufus”, has been luring in unsuspecting canines with promises of easy wins and tasty treats.
Local Dog Refuses to Participate in Owner’s TikTok Dance Videos, Cites “Lack of Artistic Integrity”
“He just sits there and stares at me while I’m trying to film,” said Buddy’s owner, Sarah Johnson. “I thought he’d be a natural on camera, but I guess he…
Study Finds Dogs Can Communicate with Aliens, But Choose Not To
We always suspected our dogs were hiding something from us, and now we know what it is. Lead Researcher OMAHA, NE – In a shocking discovery, a new study has…
You Can’t Prove That Your Dog Isn’t the Reincarnation of Hitler
BELFAST— In recent news, local dog owners have come forward claiming that their beloved pets may in fact be the reincarnation of the infamous Nazi dictator. While many may scoff…
Your Dog is Only Pretending to be Depressed – it’s Just a Cleverly Crafted Ruse
CHICAGO, IL — Your dog’s “sadness” is just a cleverly crafted ruse, according to a report released Monday by the Center for Canine Studies. “For years, owners have been duped…