In a groundbreaking move that is sure to have music critics and dog lovers alike howling with joy, music label executives have announced the development of a new music genre…
New York Times Bestseller List Now Includes Books Written by Dogs
Move over human authors, there’s a new breed of writers in town. Dogs are taking over the New York Times Bestseller List, leaving readers howling for more
Coachella Security in Disarray as Howling Husky Has Time of Its Life
It was like a scene out of The Hangover, but with a husky instead of a tiger. Surprised Festival-Goer Indio, CA — Coachella, the annual music festival that attracts thousands…
Area Dog Becomes Latest Victim of Cancel Culture
SPRINGFIELD, MA — In a shocking turn of events, a local Pitbull has become the latest victim of “cancel culture” after a video of him barking at a squirrel went…
Exposé: Dog created 120,000 Social Media Accounts to Catfish an Entire Town
I had no idea that the charming guy I was chatting with online was actually a dog with a keyboard. Barksville resident and victim of the scheme BARKSVILLE, IN—A shocking…
Famous Instagram Dog Influencer Found to be CGI Creation, Sparks Outrage Amongst Fans
I can’t believe it! My whole life is a lie! I feel so betrayed. Devastated Fan SANTA ROSE, CA — In a shocking revelation that has left many dog lovers…
Local Dog Develops God Complex, Demands Daily Worship from Owners
“Every morning, he demands a tribute of bacon and belly rubs. It’s getting out of hand.” Owner of the self-proclaimed deity, Mr. Sausage WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — In an…
Local Dog Refuses to Participate in Owner’s TikTok Dance Videos, Cites “Lack of Artistic Integrity”
“He just sits there and stares at me while I’m trying to film,” said Buddy’s owner, Sarah Johnson. “I thought he’d be a natural on camera, but I guess he…