“Finally, a dog that fits in your pocket or can double as a horse!” Canine technology has taken a giant leap forward with the introduction of two new dog breeds,…
Dalmatian Claims Artificial Intelligence is Stealing His Spot as Fire Dog
They say AI is the future, but I’m not ready to roll over for a Robo-Rover! Bark Twain, Concerned Dalmatian Canine Conundrum In an astonishing twist of technological turmoil, one…
Canine Cult Leader Claims They Can Show Dogs How To Enjoy Chocolate
OLATHE, KS — In a shocking revelation, a self-proclaimed canine cult leader claims that he has the power to show dogs how to safely enjoy chocolate. Despite years of warnings…
The Doggy Shadow Government: Taking Over the American Kennel Club
This is a momentous day for all canines—Beagles, Bulldogs, and Cocker Spaniels alike! Finn, the Labradoodle In a stunning turn of events, it has been revealed that dogs have been…
Have Dogs Built A Secret Underwater Society?
If this is real; it could be like something out of a James Bond movie, but with more wet noses. Dr. June Cha POMONA, CA — A shocking claim has…
Dog’s First Ayahuasca Session Revealed Details About Previous Life as The Avatar
I always knew there was something special about her. Now I know she’s a chosen one. Owner of dog who underwent ayahuasca session FLORIDA — In a groundbreaking discovery, a…
Study Finds Dogs Can Communicate with Aliens, But Choose Not To
We always suspected our dogs were hiding something from us, and now we know what it is. Lead Researcher OMAHA, NE – In a shocking discovery, a new study has…
You Can’t Prove That Your Dog Isn’t the Reincarnation of Hitler
BELFAST— In recent news, local dog owners have come forward claiming that their beloved pets may in fact be the reincarnation of the infamous Nazi dictator. While many may scoff…
Your Dog is Only Pretending to be Depressed – it’s Just a Cleverly Crafted Ruse
CHICAGO, IL — Your dog’s “sadness” is just a cleverly crafted ruse, according to a report released Monday by the Center for Canine Studies. “For years, owners have been duped…