“We need to keep out the cats and squirrels, they’re taking our toys and treats!”

Local Golden Retriever

Local dog community in uproar over proposed wall

PUEBLO, CO — In a recent town hall meeting, a German Shepherd by the name of Frank N. Furter proposed a plan to build a wall around the local dog park. The proposal has caused quite a stir in the dog community, with some supporting the idea and others vehemently opposing it.

A Golden Retriever in attendance chimed in that the wall was necessary to keep out unwanted visitors. “We need to keep out the cats and squirrels, they’re taking our toys and treats!” he barked.

However, many dogs in attendance were quick to point out the flaws in Frank’s plan. “What about the birds? They fly over the wall all the time and steal our food,” said a Poodle named Princess.

Despite the opposition, Frank remained steadfast in his belief that the wall was necessary. “We need to protect our territory and keep out those who don’t belong,” he growled.

The proposal has sparked a heated debate within the dog community, with some calling for a compromise and others calling for a complete rejection of the plan.

• Some dogs have suggested building a fence instead of a wall, to allow for better visibility and airflow.
• Others have proposed hiring a security guard to patrol the park and keep out unwanted visitors.
• One particularly vocal Yorkie has suggested that they simply learn to share their toys and treats with the other animals.

Meanwhile, the local cat and squirrel populations gathered, perched on tree branches and sitting on fences, watching the drama unfold with great interest. They didn’t seem too worried about the outcome though; after all, they had their own agendas to attend to, like napping in the sun and hoarding acorns.

The meeting turned into quite the spectacle as the debate over Frank’s proposal continued. The air was thick with tension as the debate continued. The town council has yet to make a decision.

Only time will tell if Frank’s plan will come to fruition, but one thing is for sure: the dog park will never be the same again.