“I came, I saw, I conquered… the agility course.” Bark Wahlberg Despite facing a course designed for nimble and agile canines, Bark Wahlberg managed to conquer the course through sheer…
Ready to Learn BōnR? World’s First Dog-Friendly Programming Language
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Puppy Bowl Cuts Analyst After Comments of ‘Doggie-Style’ Play-Calling
“I thought ‘Doggie-Style’ was just a play-calling approach. Who knew HR had a ‘no humping’ clause?” Rover DeNiro, Former Puppy Bowl Analyst The Unleashed Scandal In a fur-raising turn of…
Trendy Restaurant Molding Food Into Dog Treats Turns Out to be Just Dog Treats
Fine dining or canine deception? The culinary craze has left humans with their tails between their legs. The Pawsitively Deceptive Cuisine In an unexpected twist that left patrons scratching their…
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[Horoscopes] Jan. 29 – Feb. 04, 2024
In this weekly dog horoscope, we’ll explore the playful and satirical predictions for each astrological sign, featuring their corresponding dog breeds. Get ready for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle…
Study Reveals French Bulldogs Can Speak French When Fed Croissants
“Oui, oui! Give me a croissant and I shall parlez-vous français!” In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community barking with excitement, researchers have discovered that French Bulldogs…
[Horoscope] Jan. 22 – Jan. 28, 2024
In this weekly dog horoscope, we’ll explore the playful and satirical predictions for each astrological sign, featuring their corresponding dog breeds. Get ready for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle…
Great Dane Diplomat Negotiates Peace Treaty Between Couch and Vacuum Cleaner
“I have achieved what no other dog could ever dream of: bringing harmony to the realms of furniture and cleaning appliances.” Wishbone Churchill, Great Dane Diplomat In a stunning turn…
Beagle Launches ‘Paw & Order’ Podcast to Investigate Missing Chew Toys
“There’s a doggone conspiracy happening right under our noses!” Columbark, the Beagle In a stunning display of investigative prowess, renowned beagle detective Columbark has taken matters into his own paws…