“Finally, a dog that fits in your pocket or can double as a horse!” Canine technology has taken a giant leap forward with the introduction of two new dog breeds,…
Study Shows Dogs Who Watch Horror Movies Are More Likely to Become Werewolves
A recent study conducted by the Canine Institute of Science and Technology (CIST) has uncovered a shocking correlation between dogs who watch horror movies and the likelihood of them transforming…
Yorkie Unearths Cure for the Common Cold in Abandoned Park
“Move over, science! Fido has come to save the day!” Puppy Power or Canine Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events, a Yorkie named Bark Ruffalo has reportedly discovered a…
Boxer Bulldozes Through Local Agility Course, Declares Victory Over Inanimate Obstacles
“I came, I saw, I conquered… the agility course.” Bark Wahlberg Despite facing a course designed for nimble and agile canines, Bark Wahlberg managed to conquer the course through sheer…
Ready to Learn BōnR? World’s First Dog-Friendly Programming Language
“Finally, a programming language that speaks to the inner canine genius.” Move aside, Python and C++, there’s a new programming language taking the tech world by storm: BōnR. Developed by…
Puppy Bowl Cuts Analyst After Comments of ‘Doggie-Style’ Play-Calling
“I thought ‘Doggie-Style’ was just a play-calling approach. Who knew HR had a ‘no humping’ clause?” Rover DeNiro, Former Puppy Bowl Analyst The Unleashed Scandal In a fur-raising turn of…