It’s never too early to start honing essential fetch skills. School spokesperson In a groundbreaking move that is sure to revolutionize early childhood education, the prestigious Montessori Academy in your…
National banks in uproar as corgi butts named official currency
“This decision is a slap in the face to all the hardworking bankers and economists out there.” Bark Cuban In a shocking turn of events, national banks across the country…
Fashion Magazine Exposes Dog Models Wearing Fake Fur Coats
“It’s a canine conspiracy! They’ve been fooling us this whole time!” Fashion Industry Insider In a shocking expose that has left the fashion world in a tailspin, a prominent fashion…
Music Label Executives Develop Dog-Approved Music Genre, Barkcore
In a groundbreaking move that is sure to have music critics and dog lovers alike howling with joy, music label executives have announced the development of a new music genre…
New Dog Philosophy Course Challenges Canines to Question Who’s a Good Dog
“Are we merely good boys or can we transcend the limits of doghood?” Prof. Barks-alot, a renowned philosopher Dog owners, brace yourselves because a groundbreaking new book, “Ruff Reflections: Challenging…
Scientists Discover Dogs Can See Through Time, Still Decide To Live in The Moment
In a groundbreaking study, scientists have unearthed a startling secret about man’s best friend: dogs can see through time. Despite this incredible ability, dogs continue to live in the moment,…
Dog Breeders using the Apple playbook, introduce the Cane Corso Mini & Pro Max XL
“Finally, a dog that fits in your pocket or can double as a horse!” Canine technology has taken a giant leap forward with the introduction of two new dog breeds,…
Study Shows Dogs Who Watch Horror Movies Are More Likely to Become Werewolves
A recent study conducted by the Canine Institute of Science and Technology (CIST) has uncovered a shocking correlation between dogs who watch horror movies and the likelihood of them transforming…
Yorkie Unearths Cure for the Common Cold in Abandoned Park
“Move over, science! Fido has come to save the day!” Puppy Power or Canine Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events, a Yorkie named Bark Ruffalo has reportedly discovered a…