HARTFORD, CT — In a shocking turn of events, it appears that puppies are no longer as desirable to companies as they once were. In a recent survey, it was…
Exposé: Dog created 120,000 Social Media Accounts to Catfish an Entire Town
I had no idea that the charming guy I was chatting with online was actually a dog with a keyboard. Barksville resident and victim of the scheme BARKSVILLE, IN—A shocking…
Dog Community Launches Grassroots Movement to Plant More Fire Hydrants for the Planet
We need to take action now before it’s too late. Every dog deserves a hydrant to pee on Max, Golden Retriever In a heartwarming effort to save the planet, a…
Pack of Pugs Suspected of Stealing 200 Sausages from Local BBQ
Look, I’m not condoning what they did, but have you ever tasted a good sausage? Can you really blame them? Local Pug owner ST. LOUIS, MO — A group of…
The Doggy Shadow Government: Taking Over the American Kennel Club
This is a momentous day for all canines—Beagles, Bulldogs, and Cocker Spaniels alike! Finn, the Labradoodle In a stunning turn of events, it has been revealed that dogs have been…
Famous Instagram Dog Influencer Found to be CGI Creation, Sparks Outrage Amongst Fans
I can’t believe it! My whole life is a lie! I feel so betrayed. Devastated Fan SANTA ROSE, CA — In a shocking revelation that has left many dog lovers…
Study Finds Dogs Prefer Chasing Electric Cars for Environmental Reasons
I just love the feel of the wind rushing through my fur and the sound of the silent motor. It’s great for the environment too, I guess. Biscuit, Australian Shepherd/Border…
Have Dogs Built A Secret Underwater Society?
If this is real; it could be like something out of a James Bond movie, but with more wet noses. Dr. June Cha POMONA, CA — A shocking claim has…
Teacher Fired for Giving Failing Grade to Student’s Service Dog
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…