“We always suspected our dogs were secretly planning something, but we never thought it would be something so troubling. This study is a real wake-up call for all dog owners…
Small Dog Union Protests Forced Overtime Chasing New Fleet of Amazon Delivery Vans
BARKSDALE, INDIANA – In a move that has left small dogs across the town of Barksdale howling with outrage, Amazon has unveiled a new fleet of delivery vans that are…
Study Finds Owners Miss Their Dog’s Testicles More Than They Do
MIAMI, FL—A recent study has revealed a surprising finding: dog owners actually miss their pet’s testicles more than the dogs themselves do. The study, conducted by the Institute of Canine…
Study Reveals Large Wave of Canine Conservatives Due to Being Left Home Listening to Talk Radio All Day
We always knew there was a reason why dogs were such good listeners. Now we know it’s because they were raised on talk radio. Lead researcher of the study WASHINGTON…
Study Shows Dogs Have Mastered Teleportation, Just Don’t Want to Show Off
NEW HAVEN, CT—Scientists have made a startling discovery that is sure to change the way we think about our furry friends. A new study has shown that dogs have actually…
Dreams of Being Chased by Tail, Results in Dogs Running in Their Sleep
No matter how fast I run in my dreams it’s always right behind me. It’s so horrifying. Virginia Woof, Siberian Husky CLARKSVILLE, TN—In a shocking new study, animal behavior experts…
Investigation Reveals Dachshund Behind Multi-Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme
FLUSHING, NY — In a shocking revelation, an investigation has uncovered that a Dachshund was the mastermind behind a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme. The dog, named Popcorn, had been running…
Chihuahua Breaks the Internet After Revealing She is The True Heiress to The Kingdom of Genovia
Princess Sparkles, a 4-year-old Chihuahua mix, claims to be the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Genovia, stunning the internet.
Area Dog Becomes Latest Victim of Cancel Culture
SPRINGFIELD, MA — In a shocking turn of events, a local Pitbull has become the latest victim of “cancel culture” after a video of him barking at a squirrel went…