RENO, NV — In a stunning revelation, NFL quarterback Jack “The Cannon” Johnson has admitted to training his Doberman Pinscher to intercept passes during practice sessions with his team. According…
Coachella Security in Disarray as Howling Husky Has Time of Its Life
It was like a scene out of The Hangover, but with a husky instead of a tiger. Surprised Festival-Goer Indio, CA — Coachella, the annual music festival that attracts thousands…
Canine Cult Leader Claims They Can Show Dogs How To Enjoy Chocolate
OLATHE, KS — In a shocking revelation, a self-proclaimed canine cult leader claims that he has the power to show dogs how to safely enjoy chocolate. Despite years of warnings…
Canine Proposes Plan to Build Wall Around Dog Park at Recent Town Hall Meeting
A canine named Fido has proposed building a wall around a local dog park to keep out unwanted visitors such as cats and squirrels, sparking a heated debate within the dog community. Some dogs have suggested building a fence instead, while others have proposed hiring a security guard. The town council has yet to make a decision.
Study Finds Dogs Who Listen to Classical Music More Likely to Pursue Careers in Mathematics
CHICAGO, IL — In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered a surprising correlation between dogs who listen to classical music and their career paths. According to the study’s findings,…
Canine Startup Sets Out to Become the ‘Uber for Butt Sniffing’
SniffR, a new app, is looking to revolutionize the way dogs sniff butts. The app uses GPS technology to locate other dogs in the area who are also using SniffR.
Dog Fashion Week Turns Ugly as Rival Packs Clash Over Catwalk Territory
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and we’re seeing that literally at this year’s Dog Fashion Week.” – anonymous attendee NEW YORK, NY — Fashion lovers and dog enthusiasts alike…
Experts Reveal: Dogs Love Eating Math Homework Because Long Division is Delicious
I always knew there was something off about my dog’s love for fractions. Concerned High School Freshman DURHAM, NC—Math homework has always been a difficult and sometimes even dreaded task…
Brittany Spaniel Becomes First Dog to Receive Bachelor’s Degree in Gender Studies
Dog makes history as the first canine to receive a gender studies degree, sparking conversation about animal rights in academia.