“We’ve been looking for a new way to engage with our customers, and we think this is really going to set us apart.” John Smith — CEO Pittsburgh, PA —…
Local Border Collie Starts Online Business Selling Used Tennis Balls
“I realized there was a gap in the market for pre-loved balls” Tilly, founder of Old Balls Emporium WILMINGTON, NC – In a shocking development, a local Border Collie named…
New York Times Bestseller List Now Includes Books Written by Dogs
Move over human authors, there’s a new breed of writers in town. Dogs are taking over the New York Times Bestseller List, leaving readers howling for more
Zoomies are the Key to Global Carbon Neutral Status
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have discovered that “zoomies” – the playful bursts of energy that dogs exhibit – may hold the key to achieving global carbon neutral…
World Record Broken for Longest Distance Run By a Dog on a Treadmill While Chasing a Squirrel Video
“We always knew Fluffy had it in her to be a world record holder.” – Proud owner of Fluffy Move over, human athletes, because Fluffy the dog is taking the…
NASA Announces Plans to Send First Beagle to Mars to Sniff Out Alien Life
We believe that Beagles are the perfect breed for this mission. Their sense of smell is unparalleled, and they have a natural curiosity that will serve them well on Mars….
Ivy League Universities Now Offering Full Scholarships for Dogs
In a groundbreaking move for higher education, Ivy League universities have announced that they will now offer full scholarships for dogs. The decision comes after years of debate among university…
Your Dog is Hiding Its Crippling Self-Consciousness Behind Its Wagging Tail
It’s like they’re trying to convince themselves that they’re happy, but deep down they’re struggling with their own self-image. Dr. Paws McGraw SALT LAKE CITY, UT—In a shocking new revelation,…
NFL Quarterback Admits to Training His Dog to Intercept Passes During Practice
RENO, NV — In a stunning revelation, NFL quarterback Jack “The Cannon” Johnson has admitted to training his Doberman Pinscher to intercept passes during practice sessions with his team. According…