I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was the most unprofessional thing I’ve ever seen on a work call. And I’ve seen some pretty unprofessional things. Anonymous Shareholder Canine Controversy Strikes…
Dog’s First Ayahuasca Session Revealed Details About Previous Life as The Avatar
I always knew there was something special about her. Now I know she’s a chosen one. Owner of dog who underwent ayahuasca session FLORIDA — In a groundbreaking discovery, a…
Dog-led Startup Scams Neighborhood by Selling ‘Invisible Leashes’
It’s a brilliant business model. People are so desperate for something new and innovative that they’ll buy anything if it’s marketed well enough. Local marketing expert CLARKSVILLE, TN — A…
Senior Dogs Graduate From Night School with Honors After Learning Tricks
A group of senior dogs have graduated with honors from night school after learning an array of new tricks, including playing dead and retrieving items. The ceremony was held at a local dog park, with each graduate receiving a diploma and a bone as a reward. The dogs are now looking forward to putting their new skills to use, with some hoping to audition for acting roles and others joining search and rescue teams.
Local Poodle Arrested for Organizing Underground Squirrel-Fighting Ring
This is a disturbing trend we’re seeing among the canine community. Officer Kemp KISSIMMEE, FL — In a shocking turn of events, a local Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has been arrested…
French Bulldog Breaks World Record for Longest Human-Like Yawn
“I have never seen anything like it in my life. He’s always been a bit of a show-off, but this is something else.” Gaston’s owner, Lucas PARIS – In a…
Local Dog Develops God Complex, Demands Daily Worship from Owners
“Every morning, he demands a tribute of bacon and belly rubs. It’s getting out of hand.” Owner of the self-proclaimed deity, Mr. Sausage WEST VALLEY CITY, UT — In an…
Area Dogs Regret Voting for Mailman in Recent Mayoral Election
“I thought he was a ‘shoe-in’. He always brings treats and scratches behind my ears, but I guess I didn’t think it through.”
Local Dog Caught Running Underground Gambling Ring, Offers Bone Bets
The dog, identified only as “Rufus”, has been luring in unsuspecting canines with promises of easy wins and tasty treats.