We need to take action now before it’s too late. Every dog deserves a hydrant to pee on Max, Golden Retriever In a heartwarming effort to save the planet, a…
Pack of Pugs Suspected of Stealing 200 Sausages from Local BBQ
Look, I’m not condoning what they did, but have you ever tasted a good sausage? Can you really blame them? Local Pug owner ST. LOUIS, MO — A group of…
The Doggy Shadow Government: Taking Over the American Kennel Club
This is a momentous day for all canines—Beagles, Bulldogs, and Cocker Spaniels alike! Finn, the Labradoodle In a stunning turn of events, it has been revealed that dogs have been…
Famous Instagram Dog Influencer Found to be CGI Creation, Sparks Outrage Amongst Fans
I can’t believe it! My whole life is a lie! I feel so betrayed. Devastated Fan SANTA ROSE, CA — In a shocking revelation that has left many dog lovers…
Study Finds Dogs Prefer Chasing Electric Cars for Environmental Reasons
I just love the feel of the wind rushing through my fur and the sound of the silent motor. It’s great for the environment too, I guess. Biscuit, Australian Shepherd/Border…
Have Dogs Built A Secret Underwater Society?
If this is real; it could be like something out of a James Bond movie, but with more wet noses. Dr. June Cha POMONA, CA — A shocking claim has…
Teacher Fired for Giving Failing Grade to Student’s Service Dog
I mean, what kind of teacher doesn’t give an A+ to a dog that’s just trying its best? Local student ROCKFORD, IL — In a shocking display of animal discrimination,…
Dog Beaches Ban Plastic Toys, Switch to Renewable Wood Sticks
BURBANK, CA — In a move to protect the environment and promote sustainable practices, dog beaches across the country have started to ban plastic toys and switch to renewable wood…
Dog Billionaire Buys Minor League Baseball Team, Plays Fetch All Day
LAREDO, TX — A paw-printed contract was signed last week as Charlie, a Wirehaired Pointing Griffon, acquired the minor league baseball team, the Scrappy Chihuahuas. Despite a rocky start to…