MIAMI, FL—A recent study has revealed a surprising finding: dog owners actually miss their pet’s testicles more than the dogs themselves do. The study, conducted by the Institute of Canine…
Study Reveals Large Wave of Canine Conservatives Due to Being Left Home Listening to Talk Radio All Day
We always knew there was a reason why dogs were such good listeners. Now we know it’s because they were raised on talk radio. Lead researcher of the study WASHINGTON…
Study Shows Dogs Have Mastered Teleportation, Just Don’t Want to Show Off
NEW HAVEN, CT—Scientists have made a startling discovery that is sure to change the way we think about our furry friends. A new study has shown that dogs have actually…
Dreams of Being Chased by Tail, Results in Dogs Running in Their Sleep
No matter how fast I run in my dreams it’s always right behind me. It’s so horrifying. Virginia Woof, Siberian Husky CLARKSVILLE, TN—In a shocking new study, animal behavior experts…
Investigation Reveals Dachshund Behind Multi-Million Dollar Ponzi Scheme
FLUSHING, NY — In a shocking revelation, an investigation has uncovered that a Dachshund was the mastermind behind a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme. The dog, named Popcorn, had been running…
Chihuahua Breaks the Internet After Revealing She is The True Heiress to The Kingdom of Genovia
Princess Sparkles, a 4-year-old Chihuahua mix, claims to be the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Genovia, stunning the internet.
Area Dog Becomes Latest Victim of Cancel Culture
SPRINGFIELD, MA — In a shocking turn of events, a local Pitbull has become the latest victim of “cancel culture” after a video of him barking at a squirrel went…
Puppies Being Hired Less, Companies Only Looking for Dogs With 15 Years Experience
HARTFORD, CT — In a shocking turn of events, it appears that puppies are no longer as desirable to companies as they once were. In a recent survey, it was…
Exposé: Dog created 120,000 Social Media Accounts to Catfish an Entire Town
I had no idea that the charming guy I was chatting with online was actually a dog with a keyboard. Barksville resident and victim of the scheme BARKSVILLE, IN—A shocking…